Random ideas to decrease life’s annoyances.

1. At the doctor- do not make me fill out the same data I filled out the last time I was there. Print a copy of my file and ask me to correct it. There are computers out there that can do this. or give me the option of completing this information on line.

2. Vending machines that sell movie tickets are a good idea, but have enough of them and make sure they work. Even better let me buy them on line at home and print them for admittance.

3. If your customer service line says that “my call is important” be sure a real human being is saying it and not a computer recording. Otherwise you are a ****ing liar.

4. If you pay so crappy that you can not hire a real human being then at least give me the option of leaving a message instead of making me wait on a phone for 12 minutes. Always give me the option of getting a real human being if the auto attendant gets confusing.

5. Kill the cell phone signals at the movies.

6. If you are a waitress do not make me wait for the bill. Why is it that the same waitress that refills my drink after every sip is no where to be found when I need to leave and I am ready to pay?

7. Make seats available on the plane based on the height and weight of the passenger. Have special seats for anyone over 250 lbs or over 6’4″ tall. Do not charge extra. For the price of a ticket a comfortable seat is not too much to ask.

8. Stop inserting ads at the bottom over the TV show I am watching. You get to run your freaking ads every ten minutes; do you have to wreck my viewing experience by overlaying them on the main show as well?

Do you have any other suggestions?

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