I discovered the Rules of Thumb Web Site: http://www.rulesofthumb.org/

some interesting Rules of Thumb from the site:

THE CURIOUS RULE OF FARTS
A farting horse will never tire; a farting man is one to hire.
Louis G. Heibel, from Walla Walla, Washington circa 1940, Alexandria, Virginia

MARKETING TO THE ELDERLY
For marketing purposes, elderly consumers think they are 15 years younger than they actually are. Tracy Lux Frances, Bradenton, Florida

FINDING A GOOD DOCTOR
Don’t go back to a doctor whose office staff has to stand all day. If he doesn’t care about them, he won’t care about you.Ann German, East Islip, New York

PRICING ITEMS FOR A GARAGE SALE
Garage sale items should be priced at 10 percent of retail cost.Jennifer Evans, writer, Austin, Texas

BUMPER STICKERS
People with more than three bumper stickers on their car are flaky, especially if female. Don’t date them. abrown

DATING
Never date anyone carrying more than one weapon.

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