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Archive of posts published in the category: Random

CDO

There is a psychological disorder called CDO. It is like OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) except the letters are in alphabetical order.

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the day after Thanksgiving

I don’t know what I find more disturbing; The tragic terroristic assault in Mumbai or…… the trampling to death of a Walmart employee by customers seeking bargain prices on worthless shit….. …. the day after Thanksgiving.

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Bourne is the New Bond

The new James Bond movie is a real dud. During the opening theme song I turned to my wife and noted “This song really sucks”. Nothing memorable like ‘Goldfinger’ by Shirly Bassy, ‘You Only Live Twice’ by Nancy Sinatra, ‘Live

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Spock on Obama

I was watching the Wrath of Khan, the second of the Star Trek movies. Khan, played wonderfully by Ricardo Montebalm, was bragging of his superior intellect in his battle with Captain Kirk. Spock advised Kirk, “he has intellect but no

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Ice Cream You Can Believe In

Posted at the PETA site- A call to Ben and Jerry’s to use Human Breast Milk instead of cow’s milk for their ice cream. Storchen, a (very innovative) restaurant in Switzerland, has just announced that they will be unveiling a

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The Limits of Experts

“It seems that knowing a lot is simply not as helpful in making predictions about human behaviour as people tend to assume. Too much knowledge can actually trip you up, because it gets enlisted on behalf of your favorite hunches-

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Quoting Myself

Nearly 60 days ago I predicted in my own blog that oil would fall below $100 a barrel in six months. Since then oil has dropped from a high of $150 to $112 a barrell. I stand by my prediction.

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The Dangers of Bread- and Statistics

“DOCTORS SAY: “BREAD IS DANGEROUS”Research on bread indicates that1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.3. In the 18th century,

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How to Lie With Statistics- Part I

FACTS TO PONDER :(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.(Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Guns:(A) The number

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The Yellow Pages, Pit Toilets and Network News

The AOL opening screen has a list of 25 things in American Life that are disappearing. The Yellow Pages is one- I haven’t used one in years- usually I just google it. Seems like a waste of print. But there

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Eat Meat – Save the Animals

Wesley Smith poses an ethical dilemma for those who shun meat for moral purposes. He points out that more animals are killed harvesting the food supply for vegetarians than are killed providing the food supply for carnivores. I love such

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I Still Wonder When They Were Conceived

Nicole Kidman just had a daughter named Sunday, who was born on a Monday. Actress Tuesday Weld was born on a Friday. I looked it up just so you could sleep better. HKO

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Excuse Me, On What Isle Do I Find a Kick Ass Singer for a Killer Rock Band?

Tommy DeCarlo works at Home Depot and loves the awesome rock group Boston so much that his daughter Talia put a video of him kareoke singing Boston songs on his MySpace. Lead singer Brad Delp committed suicide and Tom Scholtz,

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Awash in Time

One of my peeves is listening to someone tell me how ‘busy’ they are; how they do not have time for ____________ (fill in the blank.) Many of us are busy, and many of the really busy do not have

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HKO’s Top Five Scotch Labels

A few of my favorite scotches: Talisker 18 Abelour a’bunadh Glenlivet 15 Glenfarclas Lagavulin 16 (really peaty) If you are adventurous consider the Scotch Malt Whisky Society. They send you lists of limited bottlings and some of them have been

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How to Drink

I do enjoy a glass of scotch, but there is a secret to avoiding hangovers and getting drunk. Hydrate, drink plenty of water before, after and during. I drink two tall glasses of water before my first drink, and at

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eBay Bidding for Bitch Became Business Begatting Big Bids Buying from Bad Boy

from Fox News….. Jealous Husband Offers Wife to Highest Bidder on eBay Thursday , May 15, 2008 A jealous husband who suspected his wife of an affair took revenge — by putting her for sale on eBay. Paul Osborn, 44,

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Super Protection from the Papparazzi

What do Bruce Willis, Lindsay Lohan, Danny Glover and Madonna have in common besides being celebrities? All have IDF trained and ex-Mossad agents as personal body guards. It is Hollywoods’ latest fad for the upper echelon. Hollywoods staffing agents can

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From the Notebooks of a Rebel Yid

From the notebooks of HKO, some random observation of the political season. I believe we tend to see each presidential term in an isolation that is distorting. It is a myth that poverty causes terrorism, and that financial aid brings

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Subtle Lying

During President Clinton’s impeachment trial the country debated whether his moral indiscretions justifed his removal from office. The “character doesn’t count” debate was questioning the relevance and magnitude of the offenses. Days after his acquittal I received the following e-mail.

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