Sensing the need for a more popular leader with broader appeal, party leaders are about to place Chuck Norris in the leadership role.

This was first suggested by Republican candidate Mike Huckabee, who Chuck Norris supported, after the party’s loss last November.

Chuck Norris also has wide support among the youth as a result of a whimsical viral website called the Truth About Chuck Norris which has also been published. Some of the humorous entries:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Many believe that such humor can be an asset in defusing the concentrated efforts of Democratic operatives like Paul Begala and James Carvill to neutralize Republicans by focusing attention on partisan celebrities such as Rush Limbaugh.

It should make the next campaign interesting.