We are no longer going to call it the ‘War on Terror’ but it will now be called the ‘Overseas Contingency Operation’ (OCO).

I wonder what it will be contingent upon.

I have a few alternative suggestions:

The Political Distraction Quest (PDQ)

The Alternate Employment Intelligence Operation and Undertaking (AEIOU)

Playing in Sand Seriously (PISS)

Diplomacy By Other Means (DOM)

Distance Utilization of Military’s Best (DUMB)