I am a bathroom reader- not bragging or complaining- I just am.

I keep a complete set of the Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers, and the Great American Bathroom Reader, Volumes I-III.

Recently I got a volume called Bla Bla- 600 Incredibly Useless Facts. Some gems from my last session:

Horses can not throw up.

Turtles can breath through their butts.

In Massachusetts goats are not allowed to wear pants.

Every year 4,000 people are injured by teapots.

The glue on Isareli stamps is kosher.

An airport in England uses songs by Tina Turner to scare birds off the runway.

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots.

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