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Life Imitates Art

My first wife, Renee, died in 1995. In the 1980’s she played a very small part in the Neil Simon movie, The Slugger’s Wife, starring Michael O’Keefe and Rebecca de Mornay. Renee was one of the baseball player’s wives and sat in the box next to de Mornay; she maybe got 15 seconds of screen time.

In the movie Michael O’Keefe plays a baseball star who marries a singer named Debbie-which happens to describe my second wife.

Just a little coincidence.

You can hear wife number 2 sing at the Shamrock during Bragg Jam on July 25 at 10:00 AM with the Back Spasms featuring her eternally juvenile husband on guitar. Joey Stuckey, Jimmy Gaudet and the rest of the band will be there and we have added a great saxophone player.

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Three Common Waitress Flaws

I appreciate a good waiter or waitress, but here are my most common peaves:

Gets too familiar. Too friendly to the point of intruding on the relationship with your fellow diner. I appreciate the service, but if there is going to be a relationship here, be sure the customer starts it.

Too many interruptions. I do not need to be checked on every 3 minutes. If I am eating and there is food in my mouth and my glass is full, leave me alone. Ask me if I have everything I need and maybe check back once during the meal and if my glass is more than half empty. If I am engaged in a conversation or even worse just shy of the punch line in a joke, do not interupt me and just ask if everything is all right. Everything was allright, but now you just ruined my punchline and story, dammit!

Where is my check?. It’s lunch and I need to get back to the office. I am long finished eating and my waitress has dissappeared like beer at a barbeque. It seems that the waittress that interrupts the most is the hardest to find when you are ready to pay and leave.

A good waiter or waitress is friendly, helpful, and non intrusive.

tips to Kimberly for the suggestion

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Blog Number 101

Consistency is not one of my better virtues, but this marks my 101st entry to my Rebel Yid Blog. Entering the universe of the bloggers has been very educational, especially for a man in his advanced youth (some prefer to call it middle age- screw them!)

There are over 24,000,000 bloggers and about 70,000 new ones daily according to Thomas Friedman in “The World is Flat”. I have less than 300 readers but occasionally I trip and cover something either unique, or witty or just something that pisses someone off and more people read it as it gets passed around. Maybe one day it will hit a tipping point and I will become an unpaid internet blogging star. Probably not.

But writing clarifies things for me and that is why I do it. My lovely wife Debbie is less than impressed, but this way she does not have to listen to me think out loud and fear that we may one day wake up in a cardboard box on the street laughing at philosophical jokes no one understands.

One cow says to another cow,” So what do you think about this mad cow disease?”
The other cow says, “What do I care, I’m a helicopter.”
Or
A customer in restaurant asks, “How do you prepare your chickens?”
Cook, “Oh, nothing really special. We just tell them they are gonna die.”
(From Plato and Platypus Walk into a Bar…)

ready for 100 more?

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Welcome to Rebel Yid where everything is relevant. Perspectives from Henry Oliner. Frustrated by the lack of depth in most media; we aim to discover the dimension of ideas beyond the left/ right, red/blue, and liberal/conservative thinking. We write about economics, politics, power, history, religion and culture. We are enthralled with most things American but skeptical of ethnocentric biases and group think. Clarity and discovery is often found with humor.

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