Jun 12, 2008 0
Perpetual Eighteen Year Olds
Men are vain enough to get calf implants, chin implants, even breast implants to get the body that they think will attract women. A relatively new procedure called high definistion liposuction can now deliver the six pack abs of your youth for a mere $16,000 to $20,000. Alfredo Hoyes, a Columbian plastic surgeon has perfected the technique using more precise instruments to get the “sacred centimeter” of fat around the abs down to hug the muscle tissues.
I also learned from the article in the July Men’s Journal that the Mayo Clinic defines an abnormal penis as one that is less that 3″ when erect, a condition called “micropenis”. (not a very clever name) The surgical solutions have considerable risk, including erectile dysfunction.
Yet I am told that the most important sexual organ is the brain (the real source of perversion) and that the best aphrodisiac is attention. Some apparently find power, jewelry and alcohol effective as well.
HKO
